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Do Ladies like Hairy Junk?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Mels_Smileys45, Mar 18, 2009.

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Hairy Junk?

  1. Yes, I love the trim!

    5 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. No! I like the bush!

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
  3. I like Mels huge wenis!

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%
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  1. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Do ladies like their men to groom their junk?
     
  2. RACKnRAIL

    RACKnRAIL 今は知っているでしょ Staff Member Moderator

    My girlfriend doesn't care, so I go o'naturale.

    I can imagine all the women and shemales of ZP would vote for you, Mels. You know they love you!!
     
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  3. fleecy

    fleecy Queen of Procrasti-Nation Established Member

    i don't mind au naturel or trimmed, but not totally hairless. ag.
     
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  4. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    I keep the shaft and balls smooth and leave the hair on top. I know you all were very curious! Smooth balls and shaft feel so much better for some reason.

    I once shaved off all the butt hair even though I don't have a hairy ass and that is a BIG mistake! When it grows back it is so itchy. Walking around scratching your butt all day is not very fetching.
     
  5. fleecy

    fleecy Queen of Procrasti-Nation Established Member

    yeah, gotta keep the landing strip :)
     
  6. fleecy

    fleecy Queen of Procrasti-Nation Established Member

    mels, you need more options in this poll!
     
  7. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    I thought option 3 would be enough and I only added 1 and 2 to make it seem fair. If I could have only provided one option I would have only listed number 3.
     
  8. fleecy

    fleecy Queen of Procrasti-Nation Established Member

    lol well you could have included an all of the above option, and a bald option for those folks who choose that....
     
  9. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    Damn! Am I the only one to vote I like Mels huge wenis!? Im getting a complex here.
     
  10. Excrement_Cranium

    Excrement_Cranium Just Sick Established Member

    You know how you can tell that I was born in the 70's?
     
  11. 1cooldude

    1cooldude gone into the sunset

    Mel, the survey will not hold much merit unless you get a female point of view. Personally, I don't like to shave anything but I do like my beavers shaved (less hassle with coughing up those damn hair balls). Oh, yes; I prefer full commando also.
     
  12. rainbowdemon

    rainbowdemon the zp police Established Member





    Kind of a double standard, isn't it?
     
  13. fleecy

    fleecy Queen of Procrasti-Nation Established Member

    hey, i told you to put in an all of the above option....
     
  14. napho

    napho Antisocial Bastard Established Member

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  15. fleecy

    fleecy Queen of Procrasti-Nation Established Member

    us folks north of the border keep order south of our borders :)
     
  16. mountain_rage

    mountain_rage Zeropaids nipple Established Member

    They like what I tell them to like
     
  17. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member


    UGZ! I can't stand to have a razor near my junk. I use some clippers and that shaves close enough. I have only had one accident ever and it hurt like hell. I don't know how they cut meat but they did. I guess it got to flopping too much.

    I once had some dull clippers and did not realize it till it was too late. They ripped out the hair in a most unpleasant manner. I got so mad I set fire to the cat and stuck a fork in the dogs butthole. Thats what happens when I get mad. You wouldn't like me when I am angry!
     

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  18. El Comandante

    El Comandante Merde! Established Member

    A man's shaft should rise from the forest like a mighty oak tree! . . . if not... shave.

    http://www.nwo.nl/images.nsf/pages/NWOP_6B9CA5/$file/Kauri.JPG
     
  19. Mels_Smileys45

    Mels_Smileys45 JabberZombie Established Member

    All right! My junk is pulling ahead!


    <<< when I look at anna there my pants start to shrink on me
     
  20. kippies

    kippies Member

    women who like junk like it shaved IMHO

    its like the argument for facial hair- if you want it covered you got something to hide....

    and yeah I have to agree expecting a hairless beaver when you are caveman yourself smacks of double standards.

    Shave it guys your lady will appreciate it or you can bin her...

    :icon_thum
     
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